OH Teh LULz

May 31, 2012 4:19 pm

calmyotitz:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Omg.

Always reblog.

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4:17 pm

youhadmethen:

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danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.

I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…

the comments..haha

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4:17 pm

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